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For this experiment I will need a computer, a copy of the daily horoscopes in today's Metro, a d12 and a glamorous assistant - in this case [livejournal.com profile] lucifermourning, who has kindly randomised and typed each horoscope without indicating which star sign they apply to. Now let's see which applies to me!

1: You don't seem to understand why a close one is acting so distant towards you There is much you are unaware of at this time but today's events give you a clue to a mystery, which is about to change your destiny.

This sounds quite exciting but sadly doesn't really apply.

2: Family is placing more than a few demands on you and you may find yourself exhausted as the last few weeks' changes take their toll on you. As one door closes and other one is aboput to open.

Well, [livejournal.com profile] lucifermourning has been a little more stressed lately because of job things so that could possible apply... not sure what doors are about to open and close though.

3: If you want to keep your reputation looking good in the eyes of those who matter, do not let your imagination get the better of you. Slow down and look at the big picture. Romance brings surprises.

Not letting my imagination get the better of me could apply to house hunting, although that's not particularly relevant to my reputation. Slow down and look at the big picture - when is that not applicable? No romantic surprises so far... hold on, let me check if [livejournal.com profile] lucifermourning has anything planned.

Nope, apparently not. :(

4: You've stopped communicating in love. If you're honest you'll admit that you were the one who first put up your barriers. Write down how you feel, it's the first step towards getting back what you had.

Erm, nope, we seem to be communicating fine.

5: You've entered a time of great learning and you must use it to your advantage. Don't be cruel to the younger generation who are going to be leaving themselves open to criticism for their actions.

Well, I had my first driving lesson today since I failed my test the other week, but can't say I learnt much - it's mostly practice at this point. I haven't been cruel to anyone younger than me either.

6: Travel plans beckon but they're not exactly what you had in mind. Why not allow yourself to be led for a change; it's the only way you'll get to see what a certain someone's really like.

I'm going trvaelling in April and May, it's true. [livejournal.com profile] lucifermourning is planning stuff as usual, so that's not really a change.

7: Take it slowly as far as romance is concerned or you could frighten the person away. You are going to have to try and build up some trust and understanding if you want a solid relationship.

Must not frighten wife into leaving me. Check.

8: Don't let those at work bully you into taking on a responsibility that will make you miserable. You have rights too, you know. Asserting your true position very politely is your key.

Ooh, ooh, there has been discussion of a bit more responsibilty at work. But my manager was perfectly ok with me letting her know if it turns into too much work. Hmm.

9: Keep in the good books of (starsign #11)'s over the coming days, as they seem to have business contacts that you will need to make that all important jump in your career and finances.

If I only knew the starsign of whoever the fuck this is talking about.

10: Someone is avoiding you. The only thing is that the reason for them doing so is different to what you think. Wait forty-eight hours. If you do, you'll be pleased by the truth that the stars reveal.

I haven't noticed anyone avoiding me, which makes it all the more difficult to guess what I think the reason for this person avoiding me could possibly be. Well, I'll have to wait and see how this pans out after the 48 hours are up. Hopefully the truth revealed by the stars will not be that they are right.

11: You've been living in the past. You seem to need to make sense of what happened in order to work out where you should go. Offers via text offer an alternative view, albeit a successful one.

No, I'm living in the present, although it is true that I have lived in the past. I haven't received a text in days, so the alternate view is successfully one of nothing. Oh I don't care anymore.

12: Many of your sign are not going to be able to stop yourself from flirting. Careful how far you go, or you may undo the respect you worked so hard to build up last month.

I haven't been flirting with anyone today, although I have spent most of it at home alone. I'll try and restrain myself at work tomorrow.

Well, I might have flirted with myself a bit...

I can't say that any of those really apply to my life at the moment. Number 8 had a better ring to it than most, but only because it seems like good advice rather than it being particularly relevant.

*drum roll*

And it turns out my horoscope was... Number 10! Amazing!

Date: 2011-03-08 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cream-horn.livejournal.com
Well I wasn't going to tell you this, but I nearly poped by to say 'hi' yesterday but since I was recently diagnosed with a serious STD I thought I'd better not risk it so I avoided doing so. So yeah, it seems that ... *drum roll* ... THE STARS ARE RIGHT!

Date: 2011-03-14 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nuuki.livejournal.com
Poped by? Is that where you turn up, make some infallible but largely unhelpful decree, dig up the bones of some poor long dead blighter and then wander off again? Oh right, that *is* what you meant...? :)

Date: 2011-03-08 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] midnightschilde.livejournal.com
That is a fun approach to this question :)


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