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I know I've put up this one before, I'm just bored, ok? Just too damn bored. C'mon you fuckers, say something interesting.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. If we've met, when and how did we meet?
4. What social event or place would you like to go to with me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

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1. Filth
2. You tell me... Depends if I have a gun in my hand
3. In your living room playing Halo...
4. Like I would want to be seen in public with you
5. A bit forward aren't you
6. hilarious
7. I take it I can't just fold on that question?
8. see above
9. Halo
10. A damn good thrashing
11. Inside and out
12. Now thats just silly. Sund/Monday maybe
13. Yes
14. Are you nuts. After this level of taking the piss there is no way I am giving you an easy shot back at me

Aah... I feel so much more relaxed now I have vented at a passer by

Chickenshit motherfucker!

1. Who are you? Lol
2. Are we friends? Yeah, well, we insult each other enough
3. If we've met, when and how did we meet? Back in the Iron Age, at Rock Soc
4. What social event or place would you like to go to with me? Theatre, cinema
5. Would you kiss me? Sorry, dude, there just isn't enough alcohol in the world...
6. Describe me in one word. Bitter (You know, in that good way!)
7. What was your first impression? My recollection of that year is a tad hazy...
8. Do you still think that way about me now? No, well probably not anyway.
9. What reminds you of me? Arthouse films
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? Plane tickets
11. How well do you know me? Fairly
12. When's the last time you saw me? Last night
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Done it.

Wait a minute... if you give plane tickets to me Pam, doesn't that mean we'll just end up in each other's countries? Use your sense, man! Just give me the money.

as you did one for me...

1. Who are you? me.
2. Are we friends? i should hope so.
3. If we've met, when and how did we meet? i wandered into your house as part of a small herd following eggwhite.
4. What social event or place would you like to go to with me? so many! any...theatre would be nice.
5. Would you kiss me? if i could. lots.
6. Describe me in one word. you might kill me if i put the word i'm thinking of...but i'll risk it and say sweet.
7. What was your first impression? mageness...seems nice, doesn't seem too annoyed at having strange people wander into his house...
8. Do you still think that way about me now? well i suppose i still associate you with mageness.
9. What reminds you of me? way too many things...my creatures, videogames, and various sentimental crap.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? plane tickets. or better yet, a teleportation device.
11. How well do you know me? quite well i should hope.
12. When's the last time you saw me? january ::sigh::
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? not recently
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? already way there.

Sweet? Consider yourself killed.

::hides::
it was only an impression that arrived after knowing you for quite some time!
i promise, it's not the impression you give off.
if it'd asked for two words evil would've been the second.

Sweet and evil...? Now I'm just confused.

it's not my fault you're contradictory!
but i like it.

it was only an impression that arrived after knowing you for quite some time!
i promise, it's not the impression you give off.

Oh but it is, he's just the cutest thing!!!

Feel free to BURN IN HELL.

Aww, diddums!

1. Who are you? Ketch
2. Are we friends? I hope so
3. If we've met, when and how did we meet? Apollo, Richmond (you see you drum it into me enough times, eventually I remember ;P)
4. What social event or place would you like to go to with me? Pub/theatre/film/clubbing all good
5. Would you kiss me? In a friendly way, sure
6. Describe me in one word. Sarcastic (in a wonderfully dry witty amusing way)
7. What was your first impression? (eep! Friend of Ben, must make a good impression)
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Nah!
9. What reminds you of me? Bill Bailey Part Troll, Tom Waits, House of Plot
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? A plane ticket back so that Pam and you could end up in the same country after Lol had mucked it up!
11. How well do you know me? Not as well as I would like
12. When's the last time you saw me? Thursday
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Already done it

Entertained at all?

The plane tickets thing is quite entertaining, yes.

well, it gets you out of the country...

1. Who are you? A super-intelligent shade of blue
2. Are we friends? I think by our level of mutual animosity we're practically siblings
3. If we've met, when and how did we meet? Cryx's Brunel flat about a million years ago
4. What social event or place would you like to go to with me? I'm sure we'd both enjoy something with cute little fluffy animals
5. Would you kiss me? Maybe...on the cheek...if you'd been disinfected first
6. Describe me in one word. You really don't want me to do this one!
7. What was your first impression? Wonderfully cynical
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Yes, though you did get dangerously cheerful when you met Pam
9. What reminds you of me? Those little round chocolates with mint or toffee in the middle :-)
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? An elephant. I would just like to see the expression on your face
11. How well do you know me? Fortunately I am not privy to your innermost thoughts
12. When's the last time you saw me? Erm...Cryx's party last year?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Erm...*ponders*...I did remember to point and laugh when you had your hair cut right? Then no.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Absolutely not

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